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I threw a boomarang a few years ago that never came back.
I now live in constant fear.

Credit: bulldog-joy
@pablodare, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @belhaven14
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/4)

!LOL !LUV

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What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
You look drunk!

Credit: hollowknightgod
@belhaven14, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @pablodare
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/6)