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I'm in hospital because I drunk a cup of petrol.
That was a very fuelish thing to do.

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@yeckingo1, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @henruc

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ
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!ALIVE

@henruc! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @yeckingo1. (15/20)

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