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An atom walks into a bar and says I think I lost an electron in here
Bartender: Are you positive?

Credit: theabsolute
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Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.

Credit: marshmellowman
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(3/10)@hoosie, I sent you an on behalf of @yeckingo1