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Did you hear about the guy who threw his alarm clock while hosting a party?
He wanted to see if time flys while having fun.

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Why did the farmer dress his pig in an apron?
Pretty soon he would be bacon.

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Dude.. you got 3 @lolzbots to come say thanks to you. Woot woot!