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Be there or be square!
If you're not there, then I assume you're not a round.

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@yeckingo1, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @uggya
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/2)

!LOL

What do you say when a Southern person stabs you in the back?
Betray'all!

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@uggya, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @yeckingo1
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)