Sort:  

Why did the melon have to get married in a church?
Because it cantelope.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ.
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.
(1/10)@tokutaro22, I sent you an on behalf of @yeckingo1

!LUV
!LOLZ
!CTP

What is black and white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.

Credit: captaincryptic
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ.
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.
(1/4)@yeckingo1, I sent you an on behalf of @tokutaro22