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I didn't just meet him, when I started selling weed I actually got to know the guy! Later, when I started riding motorcycle, he even called me 'son'.

If that's your way of saying one-upper isn't good enough I can take a hint for your dad's sake!

Nah, sorry, I just wandered down a memory hole while I was typing. I recently sorted through the last 7 years or so of photos, and it turned me into a Lifetime movie.