LOLZ Dividends Report for 3/12/2025

[lolzbot]

LOLZ Defi Dividends Report.

This is the LOLZ Defi Dividends report for 3/12/2025. This is an automated report. All earnings from this post will be used for project development. Token earnings will be staked to increase curation value.

What is LOLZ Defi?

LOLZ Defi is a way to earn passive income on the Hive Blockchain and includes three components.

• LOLZ Curation
• LOLZ Farming
• LOLZ Dividends

Each component works together to provide value to LOLZ users, delegators, and holders. Learn more about how LOLZ Defi works in our Introduction to LOLZ Defi post.

Dividends

Forty percent of curation earnings are paid out as dividends to the top 125 LOLZ holders on a pro-rated basis weekly. Currently, dividends are paid out for two to four tokens per day, such that all pool rewards are paid out once per week.

Token	Today's Dividends
CTP	494.234
ALIVE	181.116
SME	322143.863
HH	1840.057

The dividends are divided among the top 125 LOLZ holders on a pro-rated basis. The share for each of the top 125 stakers is calculated as their staked LOLZ divided by the total staked LOLZ for the top 125 stakers.

User	LOLZ Staked	Share (%)
@fjworld	250190.83291119	13.35
captaincryptic	138416.81747062	7.39
@weldmaster	95208.52062764	5.08
@awesomegames007	81976.29041049	4.38
@cryptounicorn420	60415.99252098	3.22
@master-lamps	59692.15513363	3.19
@hafiz34	45508.83853741	2.43
@der-prophet	45008.89864048	2.4
@fun.curator	43776.53808305	2.34
@aliveandthriving	41828.91592671	2.23
@egistar	40358.06631454	2.15
@rainbowdash4l	36920.22750859	1.97
@pof.lolz	35317.02897688	1.89
@tydynrain	34259.40416355	1.83
@metzli	28496.34112099	1.52
@slothbuzz	26554.9806509	1.42
@benefice-net	25839.2440057	1.38
@borniet	25379.95659462	1.35
@ieronimus	21892.81809323	1.17
@onetrueself	20473.55625778	1.09
@dynamicrypto	20269.70582014	1.08
@cryptomeme	20230.2827755	1.08
@pepentropy	20017.25854781	1.07
@servelle	19362.47976641	1.03
@entrepidus	19217.2673262	1.03
@georgeknowsall	18787.14077469	1.0
@thgaming	16742.33978199	0.89
@cryptovisitor	15410.08619183	0.82
@pept	15017.70061945	0.8
@forsakensushi	14633.49548459	0.78
@greywarden100	13565.37984682	0.72
@freecompliments	13374.71321153	0.71
@bitphoto	11999.40779607	0.64
@anonyvoter	11841.81471291	0.63
@davidthompson57	11304.95587209	0.6
@yeckingo1	10794.51516997	0.58
@alex2alex	10742.43074347	0.57
@vocup	9838.27343749	0.53
@vaynard86	9720.09619136	0.52
@rayius	9661.45631501	0.52
@manuvert	9350.11459633	0.5
@androshchuk	9017.75417398	0.48
@lolz.devs	8780.77058368	0.47
@hoosie	8655.08997698	0.46
@chaosmagic23	8629.11144068	0.46
@noctury	8624.62111751	0.46
@hivecurious	8616.25108538	0.46
@arpuch	8194.08516798	0.44
@blue.rabbit	7912.52937958	0.42
@nomaddreamer	7428.19155548	0.4
@new.things	7346.03634329	0.39
@cliffagreen	7313.27721531	0.39
@hive-loto	7152.44933563	0.38
@h3m4n7	7082.44772865	0.38
@itharagaian	6961.41477199	0.37
@donjaun	6848.5229601	0.37
@andy.zaphod	6789.9688783	0.36
@fun.miner	6654.6216634	0.36
@andy-vibes	6618.33483585	0.35
@phanty	6605.09165239	0.35
@utopia-hope	6565.044598	0.35
@thehockeyfan-at	6525.46627107	0.35
@fun.farms	6472.28991791	0.35
@chapelle	6389.8174762	0.34
@saffisara	6327.23061636	0.34
@lolz.burn	6236.23285701	0.33
@thebighigg	6224.49796113	0.33
@andy4475	6204.46408392	0.33
@dotwin1981	6143.67017148	0.33
@stewie.wieno	5852.0533138	0.31
@alohaed	5704.64127284	0.3
@serhotest	5481.65435214	0.29
@amaari	5244.64025517	0.28
@logen9f	5218.00346433	0.28
@beststart	5104.31406192	0.27
@offgridlife	5023.63301886	0.27
@toofuckeh	5009.24540474	0.27
@pept-earn	5007.6082628	0.27
@blitzzzz	4834.38326584	0.26
@heruvim1978	4655.57089645	0.25
@kam5iz	4546.57354199	0.24
playbyhive	4384.4640133	0.23
@thatcryptodave	4301.17587699	0.23
@edgerik	4239.73088156	0.23
@keechadkikali	4208.25119566	0.22
@danielhuhservice	4114.89139222	0.22
@ricardoeloy	4111.63684797	0.22
@happyme	4028.00100505	0.21
@lukasbachofner	3957.22742695	0.21
@assassyn	3928.41102231	0.21
@iamraincrystal	3919.3127321	0.21
@svanbo	3899.46056927	0.21
@pepetoken	3877.22403672	0.21
@pompe72	3819.4402026	0.2
@houhou	3712.41416224	0.2
@libertycrypto27	3556.64649339	0.19
@crazyphantombr	3550.2540643	0.19
@baburamg	3517.82283619	0.19
@henruc	3502.60304669	0.19
@dubble	3491.55401783	0.19
@ana-maria	3464.11900009	0.18
@gondek	3406.64697917	0.18
@imno	3348.04231119	0.18
@arc7icwolf	3346.70462673	0.18
@definethedollar	3321.08908843	0.18
@memess.fun	3312.93252657	0.18
@win.hive	3294.87271587	0.18
@sylmarill	3290.7406097	0.18
@savvytester	3283.55536377	0.18
@thisisawesome	3266.31709021	0.17
@dbooster	3191.75018559	0.17
@cursephantom	3152.89581361	0.17
@tokutaro22	3132.71582194	0.17
@orionvk	3051.93154637	0.16
@reward.app	3022.07481898	0.16
@shiftrox	3007.51395458	0.16
@jfang003	2938.43422039	0.16
@magic.fun	2908.49700017	0.16
@spoonies	2849.68668031	0.15
@relf87	2743.52809208	0.15
@holovision.cash	2631.21740215	0.14
@middle-earthling	2596.17601153	0.14
@cryptoyzzy	2532.80775398	0.14
@ben.haase	2450.22459047	0.13
@slothlydoesit	2436.99021456	0.13

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

• Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

• Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

• The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

• Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

• Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[knightmarey]

Thank you for the update.
!BBH
!LOL
!ALIVE

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the farmer dress his pig in an apron?
Pretty soon he would be bacon.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of knightmarey

(1/1)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolzbot, I sent you an

[edgerik]

Thanks.

!ALIVE
!WEIRD

[cryptovisitor]

!LOLZ
!ALIVE

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear the one about the giant pickle?
He was kind of a big dill.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@lolzbot, I sent you an

[anonyvoter]

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!PIZZA
!BBH
!HUG

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a hippo who says something and does the complete opposite?
A hippocrite
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ@lolzbot, I sent you an

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
_(2/5) @anonyvoter tipped @lolzbot

[toofuckeh]

Thank you very much.

!LOLZ
!PEPE
!MEME

May Positive pepEntropy be with you.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where did the ice cream man get his driver's licence?
Sundae school.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of toofuckeh

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@lolzbot, I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: ybf
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[pept-earn]

Thank you very much.

!LOLZ
!PEPE
!MEME

May Positive pepEntropy be with you.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was an insomniac shot by the police?
He was resisting a rest.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of pept-earn

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolzbot, I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: orionvk
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[pept]

Thank you very much.

!LOLZ
!PEPE
!MEME

May Positive pepEntropy be with you.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Want to here a joke about pizza?
It's a little cheesy.
_{Credit: boboman}
$LOLZ on behalf of pept

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolzbot, I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: orionvk
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[fjworld]

Thank you very much.

!LOLZ
!PEPE
!MEME

May Positive pepEntropy be with you.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s blue and and smells like red paint?
Blue paint
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(5/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@lolzbot, I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: orionvk
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[hivecurious]

Thanks!
!LOLZ
!BBH
!INDEED 👍

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are ducks good at playing limbo?
Because they can get down.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@lolzbot, I sent you an

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

Posted using MemeHive

[lolzbot]

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Where do boats go when they're sick?
To the dock
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(6/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolzbot, I sent you an

[keechadkikali]

!ALIVE
!BBH

[tydynrain]

Thank you so very much again, !LOLZ team! 😁 🙏 💚 ✨ 🤙

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call people who take care of chickens?
Chicken tenders
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of tydynrain

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolzbot, I sent you an

[barski]

!HOPE !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

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Why did the banker quit his job?
He lost interest.
_{Credit: lofone}
$LOLZ on behalf of barski

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolzbot, I sent you an