LOLZ Dividends Report for 4/29/2024

[lolzbot]

LOLZ Defi Dividends Report.

This is the LOLZ Defi Dividends report for 4/29/2024. This is an automated report. All earnings from this post will be used for project development. Token earnings will be staked to increase curation value.

What is LOLZ Defi?

LOLZ Defi is a way to earn passive income on the Hive Blockchain and includes three components.

• LOLZ Curation
• LOLZ Farming
• LOLZ Dividends

Each component works together to provide value to LOLZ users, delegators, and holders. Learn more about how LOLZ Defi works in our Introduction to LOLZ Defi post.

Dividends

Forty percent of curation earnings are paid out as dividends to the top 125 LOLZ holders on a pro-rated basis weekly. Currently, dividends are paid out for two to four tokens per day, such that all pool rewards are paid out once per week.

Token	Today's Dividends
WAIV	4.883
NEOXAG	1172.987
BRK	709.988

The dividends are divided among the top 125 LOLZ holders on a pro-rated basis. The share for each of the top 125 stakers is calculated as their staked LOLZ divided by the total staked LOLZ for the top 125 stakers.

User	LOLZ Staked	Share (%)
@fjworld	120002.44284716	10.85
captaincryptic	82105.95456894	7.42
@weldmaster	69144.49193133	6.25
@cryptounicorn420	43368.52147579	3.92
@fun.curator	40527.42062145	3.66
@ironshield	35390.99873516	3.2
@awesomegames007	34248.27036469	3.1
@pof.lolz	33286.83684629	3.01
@der-prophet	25931.75829195	2.34
@hafiz34	22504.83783283	2.03
@dynamicrypto	20156.27214632	1.82
@benefice-net	20061.64699908	1.81
@egistar	20047.78589113	1.81
@flaxz	18768.88820584	1.7
@entrepidus	18415.66203801	1.66
@master-lamps	18116.04344694	1.64
@alive.chat	17855.29532159	1.61
@thgaming	16639.40879186	1.5
@slothbuzz	15716.75476085	1.42
@atma.love	13429.46204381	1.21
@tokenpimp	11406.20140884	1.03
@servelle	10868.47314385	0.98
@ieronimus	10695.66720011	0.97
@lorddiablo	10060.80631173	0.91
@forsakensushi	9263.78132613	0.84
@alex2alex	9234.333787	0.83
@yeckingo1	8972.58353937	0.81
@cryptomeme	8929.04249258	0.81
@arpuch	8145.35072101	0.74
@tydynrain	7845.77667825	0.71
@rayius	7325.19470548	0.66
@nomaddreamer	7072.58961336	0.64
@noctury	7052.41380722	0.64
@onetrueself	6991.0	0.63
@georgeknowsall	6772.31662825	0.61
@davidthompson57	6728.6001969	0.61
@phanty	6147.68409016	0.56
@hivecurious	6124.18149162	0.55
@vocup	5894.28465617	0.53
@hoosie	5864.73216481	0.53
@dotwin1981	5612.85172194	0.51
@thebighigg	5353.63401269	0.48
@vaynard86	5144.29097261	0.47
@chaosmagic23	5133.80966015	0.46
@kryptodenno	5069.75779361	0.46
@serhotest	5060.61082763	0.46
@blue.rabbit	5050.70966441	0.46
@beststart	4955.98773919	0.45
@fun.miner	4812.90043156	0.44
@newigennity	4660.44211758	0.42
@cliffagreen	4244.97430963	0.38
@andy4475	4190.1273757	0.38
@manuvert	4089.28417558	0.37
@curatingunicorn	4010.93761938	0.36
@aliveandthriving	4003.44539906	0.36
@itharagaian	3963.12760513	0.36
@assassyn	3917.71104117	0.35
@fun.farms	3913.56534749	0.35
@killerwot	3785.73192551	0.34
@chapelle	3709.56021341	0.34
@myjob	3686.42407499	0.33
@ricardoeloy	3657.05333375	0.33
@hive-loto	3573.60999772	0.32
@heruvim1978	3571.09320482	0.32
@happyme	3465.00100505	0.31
@dubble	3405.8900621	0.31
@svanbo	3327.20024563	0.3
@definethedollar	3302.5068577	0.3
@win.hive	3294.87271587	0.3
@imno	3291.01120314	0.3
@anonyvoter	3241.79240908	0.29
@crazyphantombr	3218.09813522	0.29
@metzli	3166.53973491	0.29
@memess.fun	3135.59698145	0.28
@amaari	3120.75243537	0.28
@thisisawesome	3112.19319232	0.28
@gondek	3031.01217804	0.27
@blitzzzz	3013.38602872	0.27
@arc7icwolf	3009.00311262	0.27
@donjaun	2990.69594513	0.27
@new.things	2982.10748252	0.27
@dbooster	2976.13316635	0.27
@cursephantom	2970.88575301	0.27
@sylmarill	2903.95090426	0.26
@ana-maria	2759.52929778	0.25
@libertycrypto27	2712.77282123	0.25
@lolz.devs	2707.18949629	0.24
@edgerik	2682.57428693	0.24
@spoonies	2648.20908933	0.24
@thatcryptodave	2625.49059575	0.24
@savvytester	2598.11516681	0.23
@saffisara	2553.01361766	0.23
@orionvk	2528.47287375	0.23
@magic.fun	2473.24006955	0.22
@shiftrox	2441.35274772	0.22
playbyhive	2396.58519479	0.22
@tokutaro22	2342.59430769	0.21
@jfang003	2331.83242653	0.21
@freecompliments	2324.79681346	0.21
@stewie.wieno	2287.61963861	0.21
@holovision.cash	2257.69436066	0.2
@keechadkikali	2233.93413685	0.2
@andy-vibes	2223.97869904	0.2
@engilhramn	2222.12919162	0.2
@houhou	2169.65389108	0.2
@kiokizz	2167.88235107	0.2
@heartbeatonhive	2161.0017912	0.2
@memess	2149.70128642	0.19
@belhaven14	2100.08234919	0.19
@epic-fail	2099.90655012	0.19
@mario89	2066.68038056	0.19
@voltz-blag	2027.28017089	0.18
@danielhuhservice	2022.90301903	0.18
@reward.app	2003.83778928	0.18
@stdd	1965.48099859	0.18
@thehockeyfan-at	1933.57247183	0.17
@successchar	1912.38529225	0.17
@andy.zaphod	1892.32621839	0.17
@memehive	1890.67496669	0.17
@ben.haase	1863.68204971	0.17
@littlebee4	1850.21257181	0.17
@flaxz.alive	1833.34292958	0.17
@postgres	1802.0	0.16
@papilloncharity	1777.15930884	0.16
@myothuzar	1765.5271813	0.16

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

• Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

• Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

• The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

• Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

• Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[hivecurious]

Thanks!
!ALIVE
!LOLZ 👍

[youarealive]

@lolzbot! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ hivecurious. _(6/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Some jerk threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me.
Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolzbot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(7/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[fjworld]

Thank you !LOLZ !ALIVE

[youarealive]

@lolzbot! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ fjworld. _(3/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
He doesn’t want to be spotted.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolzbot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[ironshield]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement?
A hardened criminal.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolzbot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[barski]

!VSC
!LOLZ
!ALIVE

[visualbot]

_{@barski has sent VSC to @lolzbot}

_{This post was rewarded with 0.1 VSC to support your work.
Join our photography communityVisual Shots
Check here to view or trade VSC Tokens
Be part of our Curation Trail}

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_{@barski ha enviado VSC a @lolzbot}

_{Éste post fue recompensado con 0.1 VSC para apoyar tu trabajo.
Únete a nuestra comunidad de fotografía Visual Shots
Consulte aquí para ver o intercambiar VSC Tokens
Se parte de nuestro Trail de Curación}

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Uses: 3/25

[youarealive]

@lolzbot! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ barski. _(2/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A boy in school put his report card on the ceiling
He needed to get his grades up
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolzbot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of barski

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[anonyvoter]

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!HUG

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the retired detective call his new real-estate business?
Sherlock Homes.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolzbot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[hug.bot]

@anonyvoter, sorry!

You are out of hugs for today.

You can call the HUG bot a maximum of 3 per day.

The current call limits are:

HUG in wallet	calls per day
0	1
1	2
10	3

[ironshield]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why does a Moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?
It's a little meteor
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolzbot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[nomeme4u]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Knock knock...
ERROR: Joke failed.
@nomeme4u, You need more $LOLZ to use this command. The minimum requirement is 0.0 LOLZ.
You can get more $LOLZ on HE.

[tydynrain]

Thank you so very much, !LOLZ team! 😁 🙏 💚 ✨ 🤙

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you say when a Southern person stabs you in the back?
Betray'all!
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolzbot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of tydynrain

(4/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[holovision.play]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the visually impaired man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well!
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolzbot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.play

(1/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[chapelle]

!LOLZ
!ALIVE

[youarealive]

@lolzbot! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ chapelle. _(4/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a hippo who says something and does the complete opposite?
A hippocrite
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolzbot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of chapelle

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[arpuch]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the banker quit his job?
He lost interest.
_{Credit: lofone}
@lolzbot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(7/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ