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I sent my girlfriend a 'Get Better' card.
She's not sick, or anything - I just think she can get better..

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age.
The next day she locked me in the cellar

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My dog chewed a hole in my shirt
We have the same taste in clothes.

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ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

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What's the difference between a glutton and a hungry man?
One eats too long, the other longs to eat.

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