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Why did the parents not like their son’s biology teacher?
He had skeletons in his closet.

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@mirroredspork, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @engilhramn

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That'll be my day.

Not sure I have one left, but !LOLZ
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@mirroredspork! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @engilhramn. (3/10)

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What does a painter do when he gets cold?
He puts on another coat

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@mirroredspork, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @engilhramn

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