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Hive Post Deleted - I No Longer Support This Blockchain
3 years ago in Splinterlands by kennysgaminglife (65)
$5.37
- Max accepted payout: $100,000.00
- Past Payouts $5.37
- - Author $2.69
- - Curators & beneficiaries $2.68
- > spk.beneficiary: $0.30
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The animated corpse.....the most lonely of characters. No friends, no social life and no where to go. Imagine being him, the smell alone is enough to get him a seat on the bus. As he lumbered from place to place with his sould longing for more, for freinds, for a place to call home. It was not his fault he was animated. He had died in a freak boating accident and his body was unfortunate enough to be washed up next to the necromancers castle. Next thing he could remember was shuffling around a room until finaly the necromancer let hime out. He just could stand the smell, very few could. It was hard being him, he was an artist in his sould but with now way to express it. So next time you see him, or use him please spare a minute to think how hard it is to be him and maybe give him a kind word or smile!
I would be his friend but he'd have to take a bath.
Still. I'd toss the Animated Corpse some !LUV
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@stickupboys, you've been given LUV from @amphlux.
Check the LUV in your H-E wallet. (3/10)
I woke up abruptly gasping for breath. My heart raced as I tried to decide whether I was more frightened or confused. I decided I was unsure, stood up, and without bothering with the formality of using a cup or glass began slurping water directly from the faucet. The manner in which I felt like I was dying led me to the conclusion that I had been drinking heavily the night before. I was almost sure of it. Once my hydration had been seen to I made my way downstairs to search for clues. As I rounded the corner I was flabbergasted at the wreckage that lay before me. It appeared as if my kitchen had been ransacked by the starving African children I had heard so much about. Blood, possibly hot sauce, was everywhere, a pool of it formed on the tiles. An entire pumpkin pie was smeared on the floor near an open bottle of mustard. An empty pizza box had found itself in the sink. I said aloud, “What in the fuck?” I scoured my memory banks for the previous night’s activities to no avail. I looked around. The mess was disastrous. Then it hit me. A party. I could hazily recall telling a girl she was pretty an obviously way too many number of times. I felt queasy as the self-hate settled in. I recollected participating in a drinking game or two. My knees shook and I grabbed the counter for support. I rummaged through the fridge and what I found was less than pleasing. The innards of the thing were drenched in chocolate milk and soy sauce. Condiment bottles were strewn about willy-nilly. What had happened was then clear to me. I had become the alcoholic food monster I always knew I was. I had dealt with this demon for some time and it brought me no pride. Flashbacks of my crimes against food flooded my brain and I distinctly remembered eating a whole can of beans cold and asking myself, “Where the fuck is the pizza?” My stomach lurched upwards as the shame surfaced. I felt as if I might faint. In a panic, I checked my pulse, quite positive my heart wasn’t beating. I couldn’t not feel a pulse, but this did little to ease my mind. I remembered whiskey. So much whiskey. Placing my mouth under the kitchen faucet, I then drank a quantity of water that was in no way small. I regained my composure, used the microwave door as a mirror, gave a dramatic gaze that bounced back and pierced my soul, shed a single tear, then took pictures of the terrible scene and put them up on Twitter in a feeble attempt to derive some sense of pleasure from my misfortune. Did I succeed? Was I able to find humor in the situation, be an adult, and move on? No. The alcoholic food monster pesters me to this day, taking from me my dignity and replacing it with chili-stained bed sheets and the occasional spaghetti-carpet dilemma.
Username: edward0099
You definitely weren't the first entry, but you did have by far the most in-depth entries, so I sent you 4.07 !PIZZA
(Only two folks entered the pizza contest, so there were extra rewards to give out)
@edward0099! I sent you a slice of $PIZZA on behalf of @kennysgaminglife.
Learn more about $PIZZA Token at hive.pizza (3/10)
The smell of the fetid, festering flesh was overwhelming. The deathcaster Zintar's frontline shambled forward, its decaying fleshing hanging off of it's body. Dutiful yet mindless in its pursuits, the broken dark eternal shambles forward, showing impressive feats of strength for such a rotten specimen. What it lacks in agility, it made up for in brute strength.
Whether victory through attrition or deception, a victory for the poor souls inhabiting the Shambling Corpse are almost always pyrrhic, serving their dark master one final time before being destroyed by greater opponents.
acct: @amphlux
This one time (at band camp) I logged into my Splinterlands account and, to my surprise, there's 2000 DEC in my balance that wasn't there the day before. Apparently it was for eating pizza. How awesome is that?!
THANK YOU @kennysgaminglife for the chance and the DEC!!
Crippling trippling first when you see the animated corpse you're giggling but when they bite you finally you're shitting in your pents but there is no wiping cause you have no hands (anymore).
What a great story :D:D
@toheadi
You win the Animated Corpse - You were the first one to enter a story, by about 3 minutes :-)
Here's the transaction
Thank you :) I appreciate that very much.
Gaming in todays age has come far, the technology is amazing. But one of the best memories I have is just playing some nice Dungeons & Dragons with friends. Sitting around a big table, throwing dice and snacks at eachother, screaming at the bad numbers we rolled. And maybe we scared the poor delivery guy when we got up to get our Pizza and still had that crazy look in our eyes.
I can't wait for the lockdown rules to go down so we can get back playing live!
WOOO for pizza & gaming :-) Thanks for sharing your story!
Sent you 4.07 !PIZZA - here's the transaction
One of my most joyful ememories with pizza was as a kid, when I was high up in the Himalayas, I was craving something warm and voila, dominos somehow delivered there (even though it took a long time). The sizzling golden pizza in the cold weather bliss.
Delivery pizza in the Himalayas. Epic!
Thanks for sharing your story!
Just sent you 4.07 PIZZA - here's the transaction
@diebitch! I sent you a slice of $PIZZA on behalf of @kennysgaminglife.
Learn more about $PIZZA Token at hive.pizza (1/10)
Thanks! love me some !PIZZA
@kennysgaminglife! I sent you a slice of $PIZZA on behalf of @diebitch.
Learn more about $PIZZA Token at hive.pizza (2/20)
Less uninspired than all those beautiful prompts written by my predecessors, I just want to say I feel sorry for you with that alpha drop buddy. Also, love the gravitas of your voice and the great contents you make, will keep following your adventures for sure!
Thank you for that :-)
It felt like a great way to hype my first episode... and I took a $200 hit haha. The only card worth more than $1 was the one that the RNG decided to give away, so ya... Shifting the strategy a bit moving forward.
One day an Animated Corpse found itself on a battlefield. It had no clue how it got there, but It was mildly aware of other things trying to attack it. Three things hit in in succession and it fell before it could react. Meanwhile, a summoner who was working for the warlord @half-fast was regretting summoning such a useless minion.
You weren't the first one to enter a story, but I did send you 4.07 !PIZZA for being the 2nd entry :-)
@half-fast! I sent you a slice of $PIZZA on behalf of @kennysgaminglife.
Learn more about $PIZZA Token at hive.pizza (2/10)
Yeah, I saw I was a little too slow right after I hit reply. Thanks for rewarding the effort anyway. Much appreciated. :)
we love pizza so much we made gifs...happy days...)
The animated corpse is actually living in Washington DC, and is hunted by Rick and Daryl from the walking dead, cause to end the apocalypse all zombies have to die.
Some people say the The animated corpse was the first infected human on earth.
@flowshot
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STOPAt sliver 1 I can only get four chest. There was once I got 2000 DEC from 2 of the chest!! Best day of my life. I notice that your potion number stays the same. I guess like you said some pack doesn't need potion :D @koipond
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Hello my username is @megawolf
One day an animated corpse wandered onto the farm... So we put them to work in the fields. Figured they would act as a scare crow, attract the worms, and slowly compost to fertilize the soil. We figured if the birds got used to the corps, they'd still be more likely to peck at it than at the new seeds. Best crop year ever. Wish I could get an army of undead farmers to work this land! @squishna
I see the animated corpse coming for me now.