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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine.

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$LOLZ

(3/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@kryptodenno, I sent you an on behalf of @new.things

Congratulations! You are among the winners. Your card will arrive shortly :)
!PIZZA
!BBH

Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH(4/50)@new.things! (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @kryptodenno.

Thank you
!LOL
!:UV
!ALIVE

You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE(5/10)@kryptodenno! to your account on behalf of @new.things.

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe
through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power and Alive Power delegations and Ecency Points in our chat every day.

Elevator jokes are the best
They just work on so many levels.

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$LOLZ

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@kryptodenno, I sent you an on behalf of @new.things