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🌟 Hear Ye, Hear Ye! A Triumph Most Glorious! 🌟

Hark, ye esteemed denizens of the Splinterlands! By the decree of fortune and the blessings of the celestial spheres, we gather in jubilant celebration to honor the valiant soul who hath emerged victorious in our grand raffle. With hearts alight and spirits soaring, we proclaim the triumph of a champion most worthy.

Verily, we extend our heartfelt felicitations to thee, noble winner, for thou hast been chosen by fate to receive a prize of unparalleled magnificence. Behold, the Pelacor Deceiver, a creature of shadowed cunning and formidable guile, now graces thy collection. Its wings, dark as the midnight sky, and its presence, a whisper of the unknown, doth strike fear into the hearts of thine adversaries.

Rejoice, for thou art now the master of this enigmatic entity, a symbol of stealth and mystique. May the Pelacor Deceiver serve thee well in thy battles, and may its elusive prowess guide thee to victory. Thy cunning and fortune have been rewarded, and thy name shall be sung in the annals of Splinterlands lore for generations to come.

Raise thine banners high, and let the world know of thy glorious achievement! Huzzah and well met, valiant champion! Long may thy reign endure!

!LOLZ

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