splinterlands seasonly swearfest - season(85)

in Splinterlands2 years ago

start points 1400 (shitty silver 2)


day 1 - antimelee

lost the first matchof the season - man this is starting to fucking suck

win 1 - lose 2

nothing like losing to a fucking level 1 summoner

fuck this fucking dogshit - taking a break

looks like another 14 days of fucking losing

theres another 3 in row fucking pissed away

yay , lets start the season down 50 fucking points LOL

win 1 - lose 3 in fucking row again -

well almost fucked out of a an entire league before the season even fucking starts

what a fucking rotten joke this is becoming

win 2 - get fucked out of the streak

win 2 - get fucked out of the streak

nothing like getting fucked over and over and over

one more shitty reward


day 2 - earth

yay finally win 3 up to 1420

then lose 1 and 40 fucking points in the garbage - fucking bullshit

GODFUCKINGDAMMIT - well there wint the lose 3 in row

right fucking to 1350 where i started

another fucking season of standing still for 14 fucking days

oh look - lost to the fucking level 1 yodin

annndd now just fucking losing everything - GODFUCKINGDAMMIT

well, back down to 1300 LOL - just lost 120 fucking points

i cant wait to see what the next 12 shitty days look like

made back the lost 100 points

annndddddd then start fucking losing - never fails

5 more garbage rewards


day 3 - flying

well , i at least havea small chance of not losing too much

with flying i can at least use my dragons

pulled offa decent 5 win streak before i got hit by the high level dickhead

made up 100 points for the moment

win 1 - lose 1 , about 5 fucking times now

nothing like playing and standing fucking still

a few more worthless garbage rewards


day 4 flying

pulled off a 3 win streak

annnndddddd here comes the fucking 3 buff summoners - EVERY FUCKING TIME

pulled off another 3 win streak

took me up to day 4 to make it to silver 1 - what a crock of shit

IMMEDIATELY LOST THE FIRST MATCH - right fucking bakc into silver 2 - MOTHERFUCKING FUCK !!!!!

win 2 - lose 1

win 2 - lose 1

again and again and again

win 3 - annnddd get fucked out of the next match - 30 points in the fucking toilet

here we fucking go again for like the 10th fucking time

annnddddd win 2 - annnddddd get fucked by the GODDAMMM LEVEL 1 LLAMA - EVERY FUCKING TIME !!!!!!!

there went another - now im fucking 60 points away from silver 2 - FUCKING AGAIN - FOR THE 4th fucking day in a goddamm row

this goddamm never-ending fucking standin still bullshit is REALLY REALLY REALLY FUCKING STARTING TO PISS ME OFFF !!!!!

annndddd ther wnet 3 in row into the fucking toilet

it'll probably take me a fucking week to make up the getting fucked out of 50 points

got lucky and pulled offa streak for 100 points

taking a break here


day 5 - antimagic

let the lsong streak begin

1 fucking hate when the preview shows op using level 1 summoners - THEN BAMMMM !!!! all of a sudden a level 6 fucking shows up - BULLSHIT !!!!!!

pulled off a quick 3 win streak - taking a break before i lose all the points

two mores shitty potion rewards


day 6 - earth

well, lets see if i can lose 1000 fucking points

lose 1 - win 1 vs level 6's

annnddddd then here comes the dickhead with 6 fucking legendary dragons - UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE !!!!!

SWEEET !!!! pulled of a decent run up into gold 2 !!!! what a fucking miracle

annnddddd immediately fucking start losing right back into gold 3

happens every fucking time

win 1 - lose 1 , over and over and fucking over again and again and again FUCK !!!!!!

another 5 fucking rounds of win 1 - lose 1 , SONOFAFUCKINGBITC !!!!

more garbage rewards


day 7 - disable

MOTHERFUCKING FUCKITY FUCK

lets start the day by fucking losing 2 right back into gold 3

win 2- lose 2 , again and again and again

win 1 - annnddddd then fucking lose to a level 1 - ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ????

GOFUCKINGDAMMMIT - another round of win 1 lose 1 - totally fucking standing still

some day this bullshit just gets on my fucking nerves

20 battles for 2 fucking garbage rewards - AGAIN


day 8 - anti melee

2200 - lost the first fucking like always

FUCKING SWEET !!!! - FINALLY GOT A DECENT RUN 12 in a row streak - all the way to 2588 - way up in gold 1

that blasted me right through gold 2 where i was fucking stuck for like 4 days

well, got a few more garbage rewards

good thing i still got like 90 packs to open - these potions be totally useless i guess


day 9 - fire

well shit - fire not my favorite splinter

got lucky and first op surrendered LOL

another surrender ??? got lucky on #3 for a streak

annndddd then here comes the high level fucker

win 2 - followed by fucking lose 3 - taking a break

another day of standing still

well, i got 1 more day to see if i can make it to diamond 3

if i keep FUCKING LOSING its not gonna happen

7 more fucking absoulet shitt garbage rewards - not even sure we can even call this rewards st this point


day 10 - life

FUUUCCCKKK - life is not my best splinter

win 2 - annndddddd GODDAMMM MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING FUCKTY FUCK FUCK !!!!!

lost 3 in a fucking row - here we are on the last day of the sesason FUCKING GOING BACKWARDS !!!!

every fucking season i lose my ASS on the last fucking day of the season - fucking bullshit


season rewards

2 epics - 2 rares

and a gold foil skull for my death squad

meh

lets see if i can do as good next season


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