splinterlands seasonly swearfest - season(87)

in Splinterlands2 years ago

start points 1600 - silver 1


day 1 - flying

lose 2 , what a great way to start the season

win 1 - annndddd here comes the high level fuckers before i even get back to break even

got lucky and pulled a streak - taking a break before i lose it right back LOL

4 crappy rewards

now on to earth splinter

had a decent little run for 100 points

annnddd then lost to a level 1 and got fucked out of 40 points - I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN I LOSE HALF MY BONUS POINTS IN ONE FUCKING MATCH !!!!

lets start the day by losing fucking 2 more - right back where i started at

JFC - another season of its like i'm not even fucking playing -

win 1- anndddd lose 2 to the fancy fuckng nig spender players

season 87 of fucking losing this shitty pay-to-win game , dont know why i'm still bothering at this points

4 more worthless garbage rewards


day 2 - healing

starting at 1617 points (LOL after i got fucked out of 100 points yesterday)

MOTHERFUCKING FUCK !!!!! lets start the day by FUCKING LOSING - right down into fucking silver 2 - UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE !!!!

got a decent run back up to 1720 - annndddd then fucking lose 40 points in one match

it's like fucking standing still - taking a break

here's the losing streak - RIGHT FUCKING BACK TO 1600 wherei started 3 fucking days ago

taking a fucking break

win 1 - stopping here before i fucking lose 3

goddammmit - start by losing to that fucking level 1 llama - every fucking time

pulled off a streak - back up to 1700 at least

taking a break

pulled a couple epics in one shot - not bad i guesss


day 3 -anti melee

win 2 - yay !!!

annndddd then get fucked out of the streak

win 1 - annnddd fucking turn around and lose 1 to a fucking lower level summoner - EVERY FUCKING TIME !!!

win 2 - anndddd get fucked out of the streak - goddammmit infuriating shit

4 more shit worthless rewards


day 4 earth

win 1 - annnddd imediately fucking lose 1

annndddd dwe're up to getting fucked out of 3 in a row now

same shit - different fucking season - day and i'm fucking going backwards - just like normal i guess

win 2- annnddd get fucked out of the streak by a level 1 yodin

well, theres my 10 dailt matches and i didnt even fucking move - for like the 30th fucking season now

getting reallly fucking sick and tired of this shit - more and more by the day

HOLY CRAP - pulled offa 4 win streak - taking a break before i lose it all

8 more crap rewards


day 5 - flying

let's hope we dont lose 100 fucking points and stay in shitty silver league

win 1 - pushed into gold 3

annnddd turn around to fucking lose 2 - now i'm fucking 50 points away again

goddammfckingworthlessmotherfuckingcuntwhore !!!!!

win 2- annndddd get fucked out of the streak - annndd now i'm fucking 70 points away from gold

GODDAMMIT UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE BULLSHIT !!!!! ABSOLUTE FUCKING GARBAGE !!!!!

win 3 - annndddd get fucked again

now im right fucking back where i started 10 fucking matches ago - fucking dogshit garbage

day 5 and i cant even fucking get out shitty silver league

win 3- taking a break before i get FUCKED IN THE EYE WITH A HOT POKER AGAIN !!!!

win 1 - made it to gold

ANNNDDDDD IMMEDIATELY GET MY ASS KICKED BY SUPER HIGH LEVEL PLAYER - man, fuck this shit

9 more worthless dogshit rewards


day 6 - water

finally got a decent run into gold 3 before i hit one of those fucking 3 buff summoners

annnddd lost the points right fucking back to 1900 - its like im not even trying

win 1- lose 1 , over and over and over

a bunch of matches where the opponent previous summoner is level 1 - ANNDDD THEN BOOOM I GET HIT BY THEIR LEVEL 6 - fucking bullshit

7 rewards - only 1 fucking playable card


day 7 - dragons

win 1 - lose 1 , no active dragons for either match - this game fucking hates me

god fucking dammit

another day of losing and going backwards - fucked out of 50 points so far - almosy beck into silver league LOL

day 7 and i can fucking barely stay out of silver league - what a fucking joke

taking a fucking break

annddd theres 3 in row fucking pissed away

sweet pulled a streak - annndd got fucked by a lower level summoner

im right back where i fucking started yesterday - another fucking day of standing still - FUCK FUCK FUCK !!!

ugg, i only played enough for 2 shitty rewards


day 8 - exploits

win 2 easy matches

annndddd here comes the high level dickhead to ruin the fucking streak - annddd i just lost the points from the 2 wins

ANOTHER FUCKING DAY OF STANDING STILL - MOTHERFUCKINGCUNT!!!!!

annndddd fucked out of 3 in a row - nothing like fucking going backwards every goddamm day

win 1 - lose 1

i fucking give up - taking a break before i fucking lose the league back into shitty fucking silver

i cant fucking believe im on day 8 and cant even fucking get past gold 3 - this is just getting fucking stupid at this point

win 1 - annndddd here comes the level 6 dickhead to fucking ruin even thinking of getting a streak started

UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE !!!!

only 1 shitty garbage reward because i stopped the bullshit for the day


day 9 - earth

first match vs some high level mother fucker

looks like im stuck only making it to gold 3 -

nevermind lol - lost my ass right bakc into fucking shitty silver leaegue

day 9 and i cant do any better than shitty silver league - i think it's time to start selling shit

got a lucky run in until i hit the fucking level 1 llama and fucking lost - I FUCKING HATE THAT GODDAMM LLAMA !!!!

pulled off another lucky run - almost made it to gold 2 - then lost to a fucking lower level summoner

taking a break before it turn into 3 losses like usual

win 1 - lose 2

win 1 - lose 2

nothing like getting fucked out of every chance for streak to get into gold 2

day 9 and still fucking standing still

got a decent epic in rewards


day 10 - anti melee

lets start the day by fucking losing 3 in row - nothing like day fucking 10 of going backwards

qwll, got a decent streak into gold 2 - annnddd then immediately fucking lose

oh look - ANOTHER FUCKING LOSING STREAK RIGHT FUCKING BACK INTO GOLD 3 - GODFUCKINGDAMMITT!!!!!!


day 11 - DRAGONS

it was gonna be earth - but i hit new focuse cause i already did shitty with earth once this season

got a decent run back up into gold 2 before hitting a loss

taking a break

pulled off a decent streak then got hit with the fucking level 6's again

taking a break

4 of the worst garbage rewards


day 12 - fire

10 more rounds of win 1 - lose 1

taking a break

another 10 fucking rounds of win 1 - lose 1 , annnddd i'm donw 50 points from where i started

just another fucked up day in the splinterlands

3 more worthless fucking rewards


day 13 - life

ugggg, not my best summoner

annnddddd fucking lost my way backwards right into fucking gold 3

another season with a shitty finish

well, pulled off a decent run until i got hit by that fucking level 1 yodin

FUCK I HATE LOSING TO THOSE FUCKING LEVEL 1 3 buff summoners - FUCKING BULLSHIT !!!!!


pulled a legendary out of 30 rewards cards

i get to start the new season in fucking garbage silver 2 - dammit


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