splinterlands seasonly swearfest - season(88)

in Splinterlands2 years ago

start points 1400 - silver 2


day 1 - life

starting in silver 2 fucking blows

well - pulled off a decent 100 point run to start the season - that was totally unexpected

3 more fucking garbage rewards -


day 2 - flying

annnddd cant use dragone for any matches - all fucking low man garbage bullshit - lose 3 in row

well, win 100 points lose 100 points - EVERY FUCKING SHITTY WORTHLESS DAY - FML !!!!

unfuckingbelieveable

annndd there's another one fucking pissed away - taking a fucking break - stupid fucking game

win 1 - lose 2

win 1 lose 1 - over nad over and over again - FUCK FUCK FUCK - another season ofagonizing standing still

1 shitty rewards card


day 3 earth - fuuuuuuuccckkkkk

well got a decent run to silver 1 - annndddd FUCKING IMMEDIATELY LOST TO THAT FUCKING LEVEL 1 LLAMA - EVERY FUCKING TIME !!!!!

oh look - another fucking day of win 1 lose 1 for 10 goddam matches

takinh a break pays off

got a smokin' 200 point run to 1800 - that doesnt happen very often

win 1 - annndddd then get fucked by that goddammm llama

9 rewards = 1 SHITTY FUCKING CARD TO ADD TO THE STACK - well, a penny is better than no pennies i guess


day 4 fire - ugggg, i dont know whats worse at this point

well, got an ok run and blasted up into gold 3

now it'll be 8 days of fucking back and forth

win 1 lose 1

win 1 lose 2 - right fucking back into shitty fucking silver league - GODFUCKINGDAMMMIT !!!!

win 1 lose 2 again - fucking falling farther behind on every fucking match - oh well, just another day

6 more shitty rewards


day 5 - anit-melee

annndddd lets continue the fucking losing streak - fucked out of 100 points again

win 2- annddddd GET FUCKED BY THE GODDAM LEVEL 1 YODIN - it's always those fucking 3 buff summoners that fucking ruin everything

win 1 - lose 1 , well , looks like today was absolute fucking dogshit

win 2- almost back to gold - annnddddd got fucked out that run again

win 2- made it back to gold - annndddd IMMEDIATELY get fucked by a low level summoner - GODFUCKINGDAMMIT !!!!

6 more garbage rewards


day 6 - death !!!!

lose right bakc into silver - annndddd then fucking lose again to the fucking level 1 yodin - another fucking shitty day in the splinterlands

win 2- back into gold

annnddd turn around and fucking lose 3 in a row to all lower level cards - THIS STARTING TO FUCKING PISSS ME THE FUCK OFFFF !!!!!

GODFUCKING DAMMITTT - nothing like losing 4 in row to the fucking level 1 fancy summoners - fucking dogshit

now i'm 80 fucking points away from gold - what a shitty day 6 this is

pulledd off a lucky streak back to 1950 - even managed to beat one of those rich fucking gamblers

lose 1 - win 1 , over and over and over

almost lost back into silver again

finally got a little run - taking a break before i fucking lose it all back immediately

oh look - 4 MORE FUCKING USELESS REWARDS !!!


day 7 - defend

LOL - goddammmit , immediately got my ass kicked by the level 6's before even starting the day

there went 3 in a row fucking pissed away again - taking a fucking break

come back from break and get fucked by another goddam llama - happens ecery fucking time

pulled off a decent run till i got stomped out by a fucking 3buff summoner - fucking bullshit

got lucky and pulled off a couple more wins

3 more garbage rewards


day 8 - defend

annndddd lets start the day by fucking losing

ROFLMAO - at least i beat deeznuts - https://splinterlands.com/?p=battle&id=sl_622f2d6a7f2e9fb3c6358167547a596c

annndddd then turn around fucking lose to a level 1 summoner - the goddamm 3 buff assholes really piss me off

a bunch of back and forth - taking a damn break

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME - i come back and break and get slaughtered by a level 8 !!!!

way the fuck down here in gold 3 and the level 8's aer here ???? This game has just gone to absolute fucking dogshit lately

pissed away those 3 in row real fucking quicl - nothing like getting fucked out of 80 points

lose 1- win 1

annnddd then fucking lose to the goddammm llama - down to 2060 - thats 80 points i got fucked out of today so far

pulled off a lucky streak and got my 100 points back - i'm still down like 500 points from where i should be

a couple more ???? rewards


day 9 - healing

pulled off a quick streak and made it to gold 2

GODDAMMFUCKINGBULLSHIT !!!!

lost my ass right back into fucking gold 3

then 10 more fucking rounds of win 1 - lose 1

now im fucking stuck in a losing streak in gold 3 again

annnnd lost 3 in a fucking row to lower level summoners - fucking dogshit

welll, got fucked out 100 points today - fucke this taking a break

got a decent streak up to 2280 before losing to a lower level player - every fucking time

pulled a uraus - so theres a decent rare i guess


day 10 - anti magic

i dont have any decent anti magic cards so this probably wont get me much for rewards

annndddd getting my ass kicked by all the fucking level 6 dickheads - FML, i don't have any money , so cant compete at this level

win 2 - annnddddd turn around and get fucked out of the points - it's like i'm not even fucking playing half the time

tried playing a few to catch up on points

another day of fucking losing to level 1 3 buff summoners - then some wins immediately by more fucking losing

basically its day 10 of fucking standing still again

pulled a twilight basilisk out of 4 shitty cards


day 11 - stealth

nothing like starting the day by losing 3 in a fucking row - its no wonder i cant get past gold 2 anymore

im fucked out of about 80 points after more fucking losing - almost lost my way back into gold 3 - FUCKING BULLSHITT !!!!!!!

a couple more garbage rewards


day 12 - water

oh look - another 10 fucking rounds of win 1 - lose 2 - fucking bullshit

a couple more rounds of back and forth - made a little headway until i hit the fucking level 6's - more fucking bullshit

can barley use water splinter in these matches - annnddd they are all lost abilites - so it's total dogshit

neverfuckingmind - losing vs streak the higher levels - just lost all my fucking points

a couple more worthless rewards


day lucky 13 - earth

got a decent run - almost up to gold 1

pulled another decent run - got stomped on match #4 - cant seem to get more than 4 in row

taking a break

almost made it to gold 1 - then hit a shitty losing streak

it'll prolly take me 10 more fucking matches to get back where i was

almost made it gold 1 - annndddd fucking lose 3 in row - FUCKING AGAIN - FOR LIKE THE THIRD FUCKING TIME IN A ROW

FUCK THIS - im don for the season - sitting it out here in gold 2 before i get fucked out of 100 more points

take a break - win 2 - ANNDDDDD GET FUCKED OUT OF THE STREAK BY THE GODDAMMM HIGH LEVEL FUCKERS AGAIN !!!!


2 card packs and a legendary - still doesnt make up for the last 50 shitty seasons


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