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My Mom met my Dad when he came in for an Xray.
I still wonder what she saw in him.

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Do you mean that you don't see the split screen mode on a smartphone as any productive at all? 🤔🤓 !LOL !WEED

A book just fell on my head.
I only have my shelf to blame.

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Absolutely because I would hardly be able to see what I need to see !wine !LOL

In my past life I was a turtle.
It is slowly coming back to me.

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Many people would avoid using small mobile devices (especially smartphones) for typing (even on fullscreen mode). 🤯🤓 !LUV !HUG

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My boss would do everything with his smartphone !wine !LOLZ

Which is faster
hot or cold?, Hot, because you can easily catch a cold.

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If he already does everything with his smartphone, it looks like he has no need of his laptop anymore. 🤔🤯😅 !LUV !LOLZ

My friend got a heart transplant but regretted it immediately.
You could say he had a change of heart.

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I said "would" but it's a matter of speaking. Obviously he sees the comfort of the laptop / desktop with big screen as well !wine !LOL

I hear Sasquatch makes bowls out of clay
He's a hairy potter

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Okay. 😃

I edited this comment to hide the sentence that appears too difficult to understand. 😅