As to cherry picking or not... I went through the same procedure for a different thread. (Couldn't get leo balances though, its not in the online version of @beaker007's tool, right?). Took all commenters on it, and I get similar results for their hive/hp balances. This checks out.
Obviously some thread-to-thread variation. The one I tried had 40% users with less than 1 hive+hp.
Yes beaker is working on it. This is not paid work you know, and we have day jobs.
Yea, I was just curious if I was being stupid or not, I often am.