(DE/EN) Kurze Witzen / Short jokes

[oceanwilley]

(DE/EN) Nur Spass / Just fun 😂😆🤣
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(DE) Ich wusste nicht, welchen Stock du wirfst.

Also habe ich sie alle mitgenommen

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(EN) I didn't know which stick you were throwing

So I took them all

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Pov: irgendwo in der Arktis fehlt einem Eisbären sein Arschloch...

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Pov: somewhere in the arctic a polar bear is missing it's asshole...

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(DE) Polizist Hallo, was kann ich für Sie tun?....
Kappe Es gibt 2 Frauen, die um mich kämpfen...
Polizist Das ist doch gar nicht so schlimm?
Kappe Jawohl! Die Hässliche gewinnt!!!


(EN)Agent Hello, what can I do for you?...
Cap There are 2 women fighting for me....
Polizist That's not so bad, is it?
CapYes it is! The ugly woman is winning!!!


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Bilder von Legenden, bla bla bla haha

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Photos of legends, bla bla bla haha
Ich= Me

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(DE)Wohin gehen wir noch mal - ich habe keine Ahnung
Fett kleiner RAM-Speicher

(EN)Where are we going again - I have no idea
Little ram memory

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Polizist Alkoholkontrolle Sie müssen blasen.
Fahrer Dann nehme ich meine Brille ab, das sind schon ma zwei Gläser weniger...

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Agent Alcohol control You have to blow.

DriverThen I take off my glasses, that's already two glasses less...

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Die Idee ist, so spät wie möglich jung zu sterben....

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The idea is to die young as late as possible...

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Die Fliege hat angefangen

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The fly has started

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(DE)Mama, ich brauche ein Kostüm für eine religiöse Feier in der Schule.

''Sag nichts mehr''

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(EN) Mom, i need a costume for a religious party at school.

''Say no more''

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(DE/EN) Welche Witze sind am besten? / Which jokes are the funniest?

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Quelle: Pexels, Facebook (Übersetzt aus dem Niederländischen, Translated from Dutch)

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Ich wünsch euch Allen ein wunderschönes Wochenende / I wish you all a very nice weekend

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Comments

[mrf83]

🤣 nice one. the dog looks so funny 🤣

[oceanwilley]

Thanks, have a nice weekend 🍻👍 😁

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