I always answer to asshole. It seems my lot in life. I'm good with it.
It's my last name. It made perfect sense where I grew up but NOBODY gets it right and I took a lot of shit about it. I broke more than a few noses out of it, too. One of my nephews has legally changed to the phonetic version but I have great sport making clerks and such spell it three times and still screw it up.
My aunt Tootie (I honest to God didn't know that wasn't her name into my 30s) is part of the Lois group. It was a thing in the 70s, they wrote letters to each other.