I just read a few of the more colorful high spots of this post to my Pooky out loud in a butchered aussie accent.
I can only imagine what you sound like. Never heard your voice.
She only had one thing to say.
"Welcome to my world..."
We live in a giant sand box called Florida. We have learned to embrace the crevice and crack thing. NOT.!!
Haha, I probably sound more Aussie than your Aussie accent, Americans aren't good at doing the Aussie accent, but fucken hell it's funny to hear them try.