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Sometimes hills go missing. It'll turn up later...like that time I was looing for my sun glasses for 20 minutes. Turned up sure enough...were pushed up on my head.

Ha, I've done that. The missus is always giving me gyp for looking for things that I am holding and the like

I did it last fucken week; felt like a right tit.

It's our subconscious. Making the ladies feel like they are on it :OD

Yeah, too right.