Great to see you getting the Blackstone in action Bozz! Do you fry with some butter or oil those eggs?
That sounds bad about parking and camping Etiquette (had to grab that word from dictionary - lol), people seem to generally be so less considerate of others these days, with parking and what not. As I have gotten older, I have really come to apprecation good common sense rules so people can live more harmonious together like quiet times and not using loud machines on holidays.
I use avocado oil on the flat top. It works really well. I agree, a lot of the stuff feels like it should be common sense!