I am also entertained by the stamped label identifying the can opener. Why?
lolol it been my experience such obvious markings on an item are due to someone doing something that required it on there as a warning!
this would definitely make an excellent addition to a collection, but i'm leaning with you on it lacking effectiveness as an edc. great find though!
I can see the argument for simpler, all-stainless-steel construction making it a bit more rugged. The ergonomics are bad, though.
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