Hey there, @sn0n,
As a lifelong coder, I "get" your knee-jerk reaction... yah, there's always room for improvement and prettying things up... but hey, in my not so humble opinion, the primary beauty of code is in the function. You've produced something beautiful here, so thank you again. And if I ever do get time to do some hacking, I'll also check out @rishi556; thanks for the reference!