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Oh man, don't even get me started on devs who call their apps "dapps" or "web3". Most haven't a clue. Just because they connected their app to a blockchain, does not make it decentralised.

Lol! I love those too.

Them: "Our app is the first decentralized (fill in the blank) app!"

Me: "Wheres your hosting and infrastructure?"

Them: "AWS and Azure cloud with Cloudflare intergration."

Me: "Ok, you can shut up now, stupid."