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My grief counsellor died recently.
He was so good I didn't care.

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Thanks, I don't think I'm quite as spry these days... Damn Covid vaccine!

I gather you had the latest booster shot?

Nope, nor will I ever get another mRNA based vaccine. Damn thing destroyed my health and forced me to slow down working and probably completely into retirement in the next few months. And ultimately will be the cause of my death. Worst vaccine ever made...