They are making lies to me right now, even after I showed them this post. Here is @mateodm03 trying to tell me he hasn't been home for 2 days now. But he never said that to me! Instead, he kept promising it right away:
Yes, over 3 times now, he has promised to give it back, over the course of days!
He just hasn't. I don't want to have to ask a 5th time!