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You really dtold them for shore! Day coulda at dleast offerred to dshare one a dem dbeers with you!

Day left dwives at dhome...

Well dnow, but aren't that dwhere for dwives is supposed to be, at dhome makin dfood?

Dats how you get dshot.

Heh well I got dshot and I'm dfine. Might just go git dshot again for dfun of it.

Careful dhomeboy. Over ddoses.

I ain't dnever gonna ddie, my dfriend.