RE: Unboxing a Box of Boxed Objects: A Special Delivery from Summertooth & the dCity Mail Department

[otherbrandt]

dgoddammit dKevin! Da whole dpoint of dbeing a ddesignated ddriver is dat you're dsupposed to not get ddrunk!

Comments

[nonameslefttouse]

Dbitch said it was dwater again! Dvodka all dafternoon like dusual! Dfuck dKevin! Let's dshave off his deyebrows. Not even dkidding...

[otherbrandt]

Dshave off his deyebrows and dtie him to dcar's drear dbumper! Dwe ddrive to dcity, dhe gets to drun!!

[nonameslefttouse]

Just use his dlicense if we get dpulled over by dcops?

[otherbrandt]

Ain't no dcops in dcity! Jist dpolice dstations and dacadamies! WE KIN GO AS DFAST AS WE DWANT!

[nonameslefttouse]

I'm already dspeedin'! dNothing can go dwrong!

[otherbrandt]

DDONT STOP NOW, YOU DGOT THIS! HERE DWE COME DCITY! DCOMIN' FOR YO AND YO DBEER!! DGIVE IT TO US DNOW OH WE DGON' DBURN THIS WHOLE DPLACE DDOWN!!

[nonameslefttouse]

Ddude. This is dpicnic table. Where's dcar?