Diamonds go, make no mistake about it...they go, and they go with flair, style, class and a little bit of knuckleheadiness!
Anyway, hello there mumples! What a bummer your kids are mumpling now! Seriously, they *had to mumperise huh? Why didn't they catch diamonds instead? #shitoutofluck
You'll have some work ahead of you now I guess, with the mumplinigs, but I think you're up to the task, even having to hop around.