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You are lucky. All we can grow in Winter is turnips and nobody likes turnips!

I once had turnip soup. Killed the person who served it to me.

Ok, not really, but wanted to.

I think killing them would have been a mercy. There are worse things that can happen to those who serve turnip soup!

Hahaha I love a good turnip! Makes a delicious soup with some mustard! Add a chunk of ham in there or brisket and you’ve got one hell of a meal! Then you’ll have enough gas to light a stove from your ass LOL

Damn, that's freaky. Turnips are foul things which should just stay dead in the ground!!! 🤣🤣