This post makes me so happy! I know what you mean about homes being symbolic of personalities! Our environments are mirrors of our souls.
I love the thought of you humming and pissing on the trees - one should always whisper kind things when you pee on living things lol. MAybe next time plant the lettuce bigger and put some cucumber slices for the snails to eat first. And go out in the middle of the night and find them and PIFF them as far as you can bahahahaha....
You're so lucky to have your twin.
And I'm so glad you are growing things.
I knew you would like this :<)
Haha!
Good idea. They actually seemed big enough, I didn't know snails could eat this fast.
I'll keep the cucumber idea in mind. If I add some onion and tomato into the mix, I've got garden salad ;<)
Fabulous. Have you also heard of the beer method for snails?
You stand in garden with a beer, find a snail, and throw it as far as you can.
Hahaha!
You're funny!
I actually read about the beer method, heard snails are attracted to yeast
but beer traps might actually attract more snails - from arund - and intoxicate other animals,
like hedgehogs.
P.S. I hardly drink alcohol these days. Had my last glass of wine last year ( New Year's Eve )
xx
I'm not drinking much either. I had a couple of ciders llast night and woke feeling crap..