Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.
♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #112 🤫
🚘 Parking Wars, Discount Skyscrapers & Dragon Coke 🏙️
March 19th, 2024featured authors receive 5% post beneficiary
by: @tommyl33 (click pic to go to post)
PARKING WARS are going on in Malaysia, particularly in places where the cars are now longer than the homes are wide. For every 10 houses, only 7 cars can fit, so this had led to a rise in violence.
Right now there are discussion being held by local officials on whether to shorten the cars or widen the homes. Both decisions seem impractical and kind of silly, but right now this is the current situation. There are rumors going around that next-door neighbors my be forced to share one car if this dispute is not resovled.
by: @shikika (click pic to go to post)
Have you ever wanted to own your skyscraper, perhaps even a handful of skyscrapers? DISCOUNT SKYSCRAPERS are now available in the Philippines, but there's a small catch, they're not human scale structures. There is supposedly technology in the works to shrink humans, but so far nothing has hit the market yet.
One thing is for sure though, if human shrinking technology becomes available in the next 10 years, owners of these mini skyscrapers will be the world's newest and richest landlords. It's obviously a risky investment, but at least it's not a pyramid or ponzi scheme.
by: @xuanphuc98 (click pic to go to post)
On the streets of Vietnam there is a NEW FLAVOR OF COCA-COLA, dragon-flavored Coca-Cola, and it is not for the faint of heart. Those who have drank it are unable to explain the flavor, and also unable to stop drinking it, causing fears that is new Naga juice may be dangerous.
Is it flavored with real dragon meat? Are dragons even real, and if they are, how does one know the difference between fake and real dragon meat? Is the whole dragon used, or just the meat? Is the process Halal? All we can do is wonder for now, but it sure is an interesting development.
Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....
Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.
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Hahahaha 😂
What a hot gist 😆
I laughed at every gist. Malaysia Should either shrink their cars or increase the size of their homes because they can't be sharing cars with neighbors... that's inconvenience 😂
Philippines want to shrink humans that they did not create? My goodness 😆😆😆
This investment is very risky because we are yet to have the power to create humans not to talk of shrinking them to fit into mini skyscrapers
About Vietnam, I would love to taste this Naga juice and I wouldn't care if it's made with Dragon's blood... Hehehehe
Nothing is more rewarding than knowing somebody took the time to enjoy my tall tale in the hot goss. I seriously laugh while I write this curation, and I feel less crazy knowing it entertains someone beyond myself.
Wow! Nice users got a chance at Hot Goss this week, you really deserve it. My congratulations and best wishes to all.
Thanks my friend, all in good fun.
congratulations to the winner, you deserve it.
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Hope i can visit Malaysia soon
And hopefully you won't have to share a car with your neighbor.
Many many congratulations to the winners.
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