Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.
♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #141 🤫
🏃♀️ Marathon Fails, Office Outbreaks & Cat Harvesting 🐈
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by: @titisnariyah (click pic to go to post)
Over in Indonesia there was recently a 5,500 person marathon. Participants from all over the world participated, even one of our own Indonesian ASEAN Hivers. It did turn out though to be a massive MARATHON FAIL, with her finishing 5,400th place.
She took this major loss with good spirits, even had a sense of humor about it. I'm not sure I would fair much better if I participated in this event.
by: @curiouscatho (click pic to go to post)
An OFFICE SLEEPING CRAZE is sweeping the Philippines, and it's resulted in a major loss of productivity nationwide. Similar to the "planking" craze of years past, this challenge has people just sleeping randomly at work whenever they feel even slightly tired.
The person in the above photo was caught by the big boss, so it's likely this will result in a termination. When viral trends sweep a nation, it's best not to get caught up in the chaos.
by: @ayee11 (click pic to go to post)
CAT HARVESTING is not uncommon in parts of Borneo. Various species of wild cats sprout directly from the ground and can be harvested by small children quite easily.
With a little patience and some steady hands, this little guy managed to harvest a small kitten. Rumor has it that a harvested kitten brings 500 years of good luck to the family that finds one.
Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....
Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.
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It's not a marathon fail if able to reach the finishing line and not getting the last place; I amazed that person still not awake from his/her sleep after falling down from chair..salute; and I also harvested a cat this year from Borneo, maybe not a kitten so I don't feel the good luck with me. !LOLZ