Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.
♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS #47 🤫
👹 Monster Hunters, Old-Tech Teachers, & Drinking Chicken 🍗
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by: @kangsalam (click pic to go to post)
Do you believe in monsters? Well, this village does, and they have been trying to trap a local manbeast for years and years. Luckily this village is home to a BRAVE ASEAN HIVER WILLING TO CATCH THIS MYTHICAL CREATURE. AT the moment he is preparing a monster-catching kit complete with an unbreakable net that is definitely not a fishing net if that's what you're thinking.
I wish this young man safety and bravery, and hope he catches the monster and becomes the village hero. Of course I fully expect a Hive post about this cryptic creature when he catches it, and who knows, perhaps he can turn it into an NFT and sell it before slaying this godless killing machine.
by: @luueetang (click pic to go to post)
In Malaysia a NEW GENERATION OF KIDS IS LEARNING WHAT PENCILS AND PAPER ARE. In this highly digitized modern world, smart screens have taken the place of books, paper, writing tools, radios, and so much more. A large group of Singaporean nationals have moved into the area and their children have never seen pencils or paper before, so something had to be done to help them integrate into Malaysian society.
Luckily two ASEAN Hive teachers have taken on this task, and are now introducing these kids to what life is like outside super high-tech Singapore. Next week the kids will begin learning how to use a staircase and how stairs are an ancient cousin to the escalators that usually transfer people from floor to floor in their home country.
by: @flordecar26 (click pic to go to post)
In the Philippines the LATEST CULINARY TREND IS DRINKING CHICKEN, and I must admit I'm not 100% sure how this is done. It's not just chicken, many foods formerly bitten are now consumed by drinking. All you have to do is remove the stick and chug.
Is it dangerous? Yes is the short answer, so the cook must have a special eye for making sure all food served is soft enough to inhaled, I mean drank. If you want to see this in person you'll have to travel to the Philippines yourself because most folks are too shy to document how this is done.
Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....
Don't forget that this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.
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I cant imagine that someday the kid didnt know what is pencils and pen like most of them didnt know what is floppy A or walkman in our generation. !LOLZ
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Epic !!
Hahaha
hi..@kangsalam what you said is very rational it's impossible to happen. But I support you to catch monsters good luck and success
Haha, it's a dangerous job, but somebody has to do it 😉.
Congratulations to all friends who have been selected as winners, good luck always
Thanks for stopping by, hope you took time to enjoy the satire and humor too.
You did a good job. Congratulations Dear Aseanhivers.. 👏👏
A little fun and satire is a good break from the regular curation. Without taking time to read this curation, I don't think most people would understand.
Congratulations to the top aseanhivers. 👏👏
Thanks for the show of support my friend.