Reading this brought tear to my eyes. I am still that happy dude, but your present situation just dosn't allow me to make joke on it. Shame on Suriname that they swab the same stick with throat and nose. I mean I don't mind to smell my own saliva, but why would they do that? Swab stick very expensive? Totally outrageous.
The bonus is, those creepy wooden building is super intriguing. I don't mind a regular visit in one of those wooden building, but probably not a good idea to stay. Not even one evening.