Ahh, me too, @buckaroobaby - I dislike cities enormously, and am excited at the prospect of never having to visit one ever again ;-D I live around an hour from Naples and two from Rome - inland in the foothills of the Matese mountain range: Guardia Sanframondi, BN - it's absolutely a quaint old citadel! If you're ever passing through Italy again, I'll get the kettle on!
Thank you for the invite. Your mountain range home sounds delightful!