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Yes! Step away from me... It's not catchy or anything, is it? :) Of course, I'm kidding. I have to put that in, I don't want you to take me seriously.

It will get better. It has to.

Nah, it's not contagious. I htink I'm taking on bad news for the both of us so you're GTG. Nothing coming your way.

I appreciate that. Feels like more than your share. Stop that!

I know right? I'm a bad news hog!

You don't have to be the best at everything! It wouldn't be a crime to say, "No thanks, give mine to him." Just for once

Lol...Yeah I should share the bad news around, give it away like Christmas presents. People would be so appreciative.

See? That's the spirit! By George! I think you've got it!!

Yes. It is 2 am...