Sailing On A Censorship

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I got's me a censorship y'all! Had me a bit of money stashed away from selling wireless extension cords and figured I'd better spend it before people started realizing what that 'satisfaction guarantee' was good for.

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Seems someone is always carrying on about the censorship so I had to get me one too. Not sure how I'm supposed to do a census from a ship but I'm sure there's an instruction manual somewhere around here.

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If you're not ready for a full fledged censorship there's a pilot program where you can learn the ropes on the smaller censorboat. It's nice, helps to make transition to a proper censorship so seamless you wouldn't even notice the difference.

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Sailing on a censorship it can sometimes be kinda hard to see where you're going, which is where a lightship like the Columbia here comes in handy.

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With a lightship to guide the way, nothing can stop the censorship! Looks like I'm gonna need me one of those too. Anybody in the market for some parachutes? Got some nice ones for sale, only been used once, never been opened.

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dem der censormaships lookin mighty fine mr jethro, now wer myt I dun git me one.

Got any o'dose par'chutes in Camo?

Jist round corner from Apoco-Mart, Quilla's Ships & Shit. Tell'em I sint ya, they'll do right by ya.

Kindly, it's a new pattern I'm calling 'olive drab & bloodstain'.

Nice I'll take 3 😁 seriously tho you should do summa that new fangled nftizin on summa your photos.

Didabit a dabblin' wit'em, but they ain't done much sellin. Got some weird ones and some more conventional ones.

I didin know that one, I'll have a look later and buy a slice of #jethro

Saw the magic postnot long ago, made me itchy to teach the wife how to play, its been way to looooong

Dude you should! I hadn't played in fucking ever, since at least 2007-08, mentioned that I still had my old cards to my partner and they wanted to learn. Lol, now magic is our primary form of entertainment. They've got a freemium online version, MTG Arena that has tutorials and shit that is great for helping new people learn the game.

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