I did this thing accidentally, it was just a tiny little piece, smaller than my pinky toenail, I dunno how it happened but I'll tell you what, honey, it's happening all right, and these black and white pictures look like color pictures to me.
And they won't stop dancing.
I'm gonna be sick.
Whadjoo put in this honey?!
The laptop screen keeps slapping me in the face, charging at me like a murderously male silverback gorilla. They say you're supposed to stand your ground when this happens. When the gorilla charges. Don't run away. I don't know how I'm gonna stand my ground if I can't even stand up. Definitely there won't be any running. Away or otherwise.
Jesus god, woman, you mutter to yourself. What the hell does any of this have to do with a crow and a jar of honey?
That's an excellent question. I don't have the answer. Clearly this is a riddle. I have to figure it out. We have to figure it out. Together.
What does a surprise mushroom trip have in common with a crow and a jar of honey?
Think hard, now. I'll think hard with you. We'll put our heads together so that they become one giant head that floats up into the clouds or slips off the top of Frary Peak and rolls down the grassy slope until it reaches the salty lake shore, maybe flattening a few bison along the way.
The land of salt and honey.
It sounds nice.
Salt and yummy.
Coarse and thick. Cloying. Not at all creamy.
Am I drooling?
You'd tell me if I was drooling, right? It's one thing to be the funny girl tripping out all over the hive platform. It's another thing to be the drugged-out drooling goth chick in the doorway that everyone has to step over in order to get on with having a good time.
Please let me know if I'm drooling. I promise I'll never be goth again.
I swear.
P.S. These are all Bo.
Alternate P.S. This is all Bo's fault.
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