Oh goodie! Another opportunity to write. Let's see it, writer. Let's see you write something. Go on. Do it.
What are you waiting for??
We should place bets on how many times you go back and change that introduction.
In your mind I bet you refer to it as fixing the introduction, but seeing as you can't get it right no matter how many times you go back to it, you really aren't fixing anything, are you. In fact, you're fucking it up more. (I don't know about you, but I could sure use some double-italics on that last bit.)
50 HBD says you go back to "fix" it 8 more times.
I'm not sure why you even bother to call yourself a writer, anyway. Not like it makes a difference. Nobody out there knows you're a writer, and you really don't have any proof, do you? It doesn't matter that you've written and typed out thousands upon thousands of billions of letters and words and sentences and ideas and stanzas and stories and concepts and essays for college students because hey guess what, nobody knows who you are. Real writers make money and sell books and readers read these books and know the names of the writers that write them and ask these writers to write their names in the books they have written because their writing is so sacred the very act of writing done by the writers needs to be beheld by the readers in order to make their lives complete.
About the only time anyone ever asks to watch you write your name is when you are agreeing to give away money (not earn it) or give up chunks of your own teeth in exchange for fake chunks of teeth all in exchange for even more of your own money that you did not earn by calling yourself a writer.
So why bother? Why not ditch out on writing? At least give it a try. Just for this round. It could work. Really. These aren't bad pictures. Pretty good, actually. You could easily let them tell the story. Kick back take a load off light a cigar drink champagne take mushrooms shoot heroin with or without the e depending on how villainous you feel and let the pictures do all the work. Nobody's gonna take the time to give a single shit or even know the difference.
Of course, seeing as you call yourself a writer you aren't about to let any goddamn pictures upstage you, regardless of the ambiguity and confusion around the concept of upstaging oneself considering you are the sole content creator with the power to create and un-create as you please. Hell, if you wanted to, you could un-create these very pictures! Take them out of the proverbial picture. Nobody would miss them (except maybe @monochromes). Nobody would hear them scream (except maybe @monochromes). That would certainly leave room for you to fill the space with all that writing that you're not famous for and that doesn't make you any money.
30 SWAP HIVE says you take two hours to edit all this before you finally hit PUBLISH.
This is my entry for the #monomad challenge, held daily in the Black and White Community.
Give it a try. It's only as hard as you make it.
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I was lately thinking of my condition as a Hive Blogger. For real, crypto is banned here and the consequences can be harsh. Now, as a blockchain platform content creator, to describe my daily pattern is harsh to anyone here; I can't give proof, POOF! Even I write or make content not as a writer but as a user. But, fitting in is not a choice. Sometimes, self happiness in self-belief with self-appraisal is okay. I guess. The journey moves on with this value...
What do you do? Nothing much just writing.
Where? somewhere in my own world for someone who connects even if I don't know.
Yes! This is why I write, really. And because it's fun, creative, makes me feel smart some days and dumb others. It's nice to have a place to put it and an incentive to keep doing it on a regular basis. I'm glad you have that, too. Your secret is safe with me.
Making the day out to write, putting the words that are me, and also connecting someone. It brings a lot on the head. A positive boost.
Thank you there. Not really wanna end up behind bars. :D
Man, being a writer sounds like sheer madness. I think I'm gonna go flip burgers at Wendy's. Thanks for the career advice. !PIZZA
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Just FYI they don't serve pizza at Wendy's so you're probably gonna get fired.
That was fast. Maybe the local Pizza Hut will hire me.
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Please do not un-create photos or words! :) Confusion is if I start writing in one of the many languages I have learned and never perfected.
Hey, at least you know all those languages!! I tend to start learning them and then stop after a month and then years later I have random words pop into my head and can't remember their meanings or what language they came from. Yesterday while I was in the shower "marhaban" randomly appeared in my thoughts and it took me five minutes to remember that it means "hello" because you can't google search while you're washing your hair.
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I know all those languages-not really. I learned from a month to 2 years, but if you don't use them in practice, it's useless. You know corpus something, brain hemispheres... :)
I only know a little bit about brain stuff from anatomy and physiology when I was in massage school. Don't remember much. I pretty much forgot about the corpus something until the therapist brought it up.
I used to be practically fluent in Spanish (albeit a little choppy and slow), then I moved to the Pacific Northwest and stopped using it. :(
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