Oh man. It's ok, I have a vivid imagination. Plus a lot fo what I do is treat MVAs and work comp, so I can totally validate the damage down to your body. I've, you know, felt that kind of damage with my own hands.
Work comp blows. They understaff their reps so shit never gets done. I didn't know any better so I let mine go because I could never get through to anybody. That's the kind of situation where all those work comp/mva attorney ads you see are actually useful. Wish I'd known at the time.