I like a good morbid joke. And I frequently answer to them in a serious way and people don't know how to take that. Have I mentioned that I am socially awkward? :D
The bats said they would only stay in the park if you say abracadabra fifteen times while doing a handstand during the first full moon after the summer solstice. And only if there are fifteen human witnesses. I'm not sure why they like the number fifteen so much.
Tell the bats I am absolutely happy to do that for them, not a problem at all.
My therapist refers to this as authenticity.
I like your therapist.
Me too!