RE: Esperimento social tecnologico con risvolti tragicomici. Con un titolo lunghissimo quasi fastidioso. Buona lettura.

Social and technological experiment. If I say Gas pump in the ass. What comes to mind for you? My question wants to get to the bottom of the matter, because yesterday within a few minutes I received a video on wazzap, shot by anyone on every chat in my possession. So I assume that at least the male population here knows what I'm talking about. Then I'll get into the merits of the video and if you haven't seen it I'll write a nice spoiler alert before narrating the exploits of the guy filmed. There have always been these corners of weirdness around the world. But for a long time we had nothing to film them, now in addition to filming them within two minutes they spread like a virus and even the next day memes and videos are born to accompany the original images. Sometimes cute, sometimes unwatchable. Oh well, spoiler alert. In the video in question there is a quite elderly gentleman who in broad daylight, in the middle of a petrol station, with his trousers down, takes the pump out of his ass when the person filming him in the car shouts 'what are you doing', the the front part is pixelated but you can see that he is holding his dick. The thing that surprised me is the speed with which the pump is removed. I don't know if you have any idea how big and long the fuel pump is. I mean, when you get gas, don't you dream of having a dick that size? Or that your boyfriend has it? Maybe not that big but at least made of steel. Then in broad daylight, what must make you feel like it? Ok at home in your bed you can and must stick whatever you want in your ass if you like. Wooden spoons, so if they come out dirty no one will see. The jar of Nutella, so if shit sticks to the outside you can always say that it's Nutella spilled out of the jar... But also the hand shower or the electric toothbrush on the potato, the steak on the radiator, the vacuum cleaner with hair to caress while it is on, even if in my opinion it is very dangerous... In short... but in the middle of the street it denotes such freedom and unscrupulousness that it is disarming. Not to mention that looking at it from the scientific side, diesel in the ass doesn't seem to be good for the body but the lack of shit in diesel doesn't think it's good for the diesel engine. Let's hope they never catch me in the fruit and vegetable section in front of and behind the banana cart. P.s. have you ever fucked a watermelon? Write it to me in the comments. And remember. before putting something in your mouth out of hunger or pleasure. whether it's a banana, a slice of watermelon, a petrol pump or the old and now obsolete normal dick, always ask yourself where it was first. Hello everyone and bon appetit.