I knew with the way I was feeling that moment that I needed her, but she needed me too. It was a win win situation, both parties will definitely benefit from the act. why would I have to pay?
And pay such a ridiculously amount. I was really fond of her if not I would not have spent minutes negotiating. She said she was really good, that her touch was divine.
True I wasn't disputing that fact but that doesn't m****ean I should become bankrupt because of her (obviously exaggerating money dey no worry). Soup wey sweet na money kill am' she said ohh this got me really angry.
What was so special there? Back at my area at palmgroove I had an easy access, Anytime I wanted it it was available for me, just a call away.
And I didn't have to pay shit!! I blamed myself for coming back to my childhood area, where everyone thinks u came home with a bag of money ready to throw around. Mtcheeewww.
I didn't blame her, it was because I wasn't married. If my wife was here i would not even have to ask. she would do it, whether she's in d mood or not (I'm not saying wives are tools oh.
Abeg im just pained that's all)Then finally I thought to myself, why you dey bother? This is something you can do by yourself without anyone's help.
And u will be really satisfied. All I needed was to stay in the bathroom, apply a little soap and with a love playlist, I would be done.
So I left her. I went to the bathroom, applied plenty soap and in a matter of minutes I was done ( it's been a while that's why it took that long to finish, if not na sharp sharp things 😏)So as I rinsed the soap off all my clothes I had just washed in the bathroom by myself, I smiled, I was fufilled.
As I walked passed my little sister that was over-charging me, 50 naira per-cloth to wash for me😠 (still angry at her for overcharging me, divine touch or not!🙄)
I smiled and held my head up high in pride at the great work I had done, lemme see her come and beg me money for airtime nonsense!! ( Na lie oh, I go still give am, she's my baby 😭)
Now I'm spreading my clothes on the line listening to kor po ke by rexxie. Having a great time.
But wait oo! What did you think I was talking about in the beginning???
Chaii!! Repent!! hellfire is real o!!😌😌
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