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lol no, water is not wet. Water makes things wet so therefore, things are wet and water is just water.

What about the molecules in the water? Can they get wet? If so, does that make water wet?

“Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself.”
― Rumi.

The water molecules come together or bond, but never touch. I'm no expert but I think if you forced them to touch, they wouldn't get wet, you'd get a really big explosion, or at least some energy.

Hmm, good to know. Thanks!

“We love the things we love for what they are.”
― Robert Frost.

You seem like a fun person :)