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Yeah, it's the roos...Nothing to do with COVID. But then again, some of the tourists enjoy their kangaroo-encounter at the billabong. We charge them for it too...It's a good little money spinner for the country. Tourist turfing we call it.

You know what, I think I'm up for it. Put me up in the queue for a bit of tourist turfing. Sounds like a bucket load of fun!

Oh yeah, you'll love it.

I've just stuck you in the virtual queue so you'll get a text message on your phone when it's your turn to get tourist-turfed. You're in for some fun now bro.

I can't wait for it. Tell your mate, Bruce to muscle up...

Old mate Brice is limbering up right this moment...Well, to be honest he's carbo-loading as you can see...But right after, stretching.

Good on you, Bruce. Better carbo-load on a bit more for that extra throwing power... On whatever it is that Roos normally eat.

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Most kangaroos I meet eat grass but I've known them to attack tourists waiting in line for tourist tossing and consume them as well. Americans are their favoured flavour.