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RE: Worst Answer Competition #5 POB and PIZZA - Worst Video Game Idea

in Proof of Brain3 years ago (edited)

Howdy, I believe the game ya r looking for is Dial Up!
Yo youngster don't know what fun it's like when yo had to use the phone ligidy-line to connect to the internet. Listen to the musical whisteling of ye good old modem for at least half a' hour before you could wait another hour for a site to load. We will provide you this experience!

You can buy the base game for $5,99, which will give ya the loading screen in an endless loop
We offer also DLC's like

  • Ye good old whistle for $3,99 where you get 3 nerve calming sounds for that extra kick out of the experience
  • Half loaded picture for $0,99 per picture

For a low low price of $99,99 we will send you an AOL replica dial-up box with cables(!!!) and a blinking light for that extra retro feeling. (12xAAA batteries not included)
This is also a perfect gift for ya parents and grandparents!

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Internet connection is not included! No REFUNDs!